Friday Funnies . . .

Courtesy, as always of my Aussie mate, Grumps.

A Sign in a shoe repair store

We will heel you  
We will save your sole  
We will even dye for you. 

In a Podiatrist’s office:    
“Time wounds all heels.”  

On a Septic Tank Truck: 
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels 

At an Optometrist’s Office:  
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for,  
You’ve come to the right place.”  

On a Plumber’s truck :  
“We repair what your husband fixed.” 

On another Plumber’s truck: 
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.” 

At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee:  
“Invite us to your next blowout.” 

On an Electrician’s truck:  
“Let us remove your shorts.”; 

In a Non-smoking Area:  
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”  

On a Maternity Room door:  
“Push. Push. Push.” 

At a Car Dealership: 
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.” 

Outside a Muffler Shop:  
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.” 

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: 
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!” 

At the Electric Company:  
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. 
However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.” 

In a Restaurant window:  
“Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”  

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.” 

At a Propane Filling Station: 
“Thank Heaven for little grills.” 

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:  
“Best place in town to take a leak.” 

And the best one for last:

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:Β 
“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”

Have a happy weekend!

Author: sandysbookaday

I love good quality chocolate. I love the ocean and love to be in, on or beside it. I read any and every where. I am a proud mum and Nana. I like wine, gin, Southern Comfort, a cold Heineken on a hot day. I am very versatile like that. I cross stitch, do jigsaws, garden, and work on a farm. I am an occasional scribbled. I have far too many books I want to read to ever find the time to die. I am an active member of Goodreads as Sandy *the world could end while I was reading and I would never notice* and review on Amazon under the name Sandyj21. My Goodreads reviews are automatically linked to my Facebook page. Groups I belong to and participate in on Goodreads include: The Mystery, Crime and Thriller Group; Mysteries and Crime Thrillers; Psychological Thrillers; Reading for Pleasure; Crime Detective Mystery Thrillers; English Mysteries; Dead Good Crime; Kindle English Mystery, All About Books and NZ Readers. April 2016 I made the Top 1% of Goodreads reviewers (As follows) Hello Sandy *The world could end while I was reading and I would never notice*, In our community of readers, you stand out in a notable way: You're one of the top 1% of reviewers on Goodreads! With every rave and every pan, with every excited GIF and every critical assessment, you've helped the Goodreads community get closer to a very important milestone – the 50 Million Reviews mark!

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